Bentley and the Douche

Conversation between Receptionist and myself:

(I had just come in from outside.)

Me: Hey. Did you see that Bentley out front?
Receptionist: Yeah. There's been a few nice cars parked outside. I think it's the Investor's Group people.
Me: Ahh, that makes sense.
Receptionist: I hate them.
Me: Me too.
Receptionist: Did you key it?
Me: No... no. It's not the car's fault.
Receptionist: Well, but the owner's probably a douche.
Me: Well, then you've got to key the douche.
Recepionist: [laughs] I like the way you think!