Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Five Stages of Drunkenness

Denial - "I'm not drunk!"

Anger - *Shaking fists* "I said I'm not *bleep*ing drunk!!!"

Bargaining - "Come on, let me have one more beer."

Depression - "Oh sh*t, there's no more beer."

Acceptance - *Slurring* "Mmmmk I'm drunk..." *Topples over and falls off barstool*

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